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Today in class we listened to a podiatrist discuss the foot exam with special attention to the diabetic patient. He would say, "below knee amputation" which made many of us snicker. We are accustomed to saying, "below THE knee amputation." This avoids confusion with the easily mistakable procedure called 'bologna amputation'.
I would like to give a shout out to my City High and Zoo School peeps. I ran into a Zoo School grad just recently at a pumpkin carving party and it was refreshing to hear that he also felt that 6th grade was the best fucking year of his life.
My friend James is pregnant. Congrats bro! When are you due?
How do you get a pet betta to eat? I hope he's not going to be a picky fish. Those are the worst!
Everyone's buying houses. They need to quit that.
Come next Tuesday, I am going to vote and not watch tv afterwards because the popular media is a joke. Only not a funny one. We have tools of the oppressors like Fox News to thank for the stupefaction of America. Awesome.
I would like to give a shout out to my City High and Zoo School peeps. I ran into a Zoo School grad just recently at a pumpkin carving party and it was refreshing to hear that he also felt that 6th grade was the best fucking year of his life.
My friend James is pregnant. Congrats bro! When are you due?
How do you get a pet betta to eat? I hope he's not going to be a picky fish. Those are the worst!
Everyone's buying houses. They need to quit that.
Come next Tuesday, I am going to vote and not watch tv afterwards because the popular media is a joke. Only not a funny one. We have tools of the oppressors like Fox News to thank for the stupefaction of America. Awesome.
posted by Glenn Reyn at 10:04 PM
1 Comments:
I wish someone could perform a bologna amputation for me right now. I'm really hungry. A bolgna sandwich would really hit the spot.
I'm not sure when I'm due. I should probably go see my doctor. However, yesterday I ate a burrito and a few hours later, I think it may have caused me to "miscarry". I'll know for sure when the sonogram is performed. Keep your fingers crossed.
Keep up the good work Matt! Your blog is always entertaining.
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